"With all due respect sir, adding a new member to this team will only slow us down." "On the contrary, if anything your team will slow her down." *** She's the ghost story you tell around a camp fire. The monster that hides in your closet. The nightmare that wakes you from your sleep. She's the definition of the word 'deadly'. She never smiles, never shows any emotion other than a blank stare. Unless, she's pissed, then it shows. She doesn't trust any of the other agents, only the chief. She doesn't play nice with others. She's a solo agent, always works alone, but that's about to change. Respect her and she'll take a bullet for you. Mistreat her and she'll put a bullet in you...if you're lucky. She's Agent 13... ***Book 1*** Highest Ranking: #1 in Action

These are like funny texts, jokes, and things that make you laugh. **The cover was made by @nightskylia :)**

The demigods are on Facebook!!! Things just got interesting!!

Percy Jackson and the rest of the seven plus Nico, Thalia, The gods and goddesses and more get facebook

The Giant War had finally ended. Everything was peaceful, or as everybody thought so. Luke makes a sudden reappearance, and everything in Percy's life tumbles down. Suddenly, he's being sent to a school called Hogwarts, who have accepted him inspite of his disastrous Math grade. But they teach more of Potions, Charms, Transfiguration amend Herbology than Algebra and English. Apollo's spirit of Delphi has disappeared. The prophecies cannot continue without it. Strange things are happening, all at once, and as far as Percy's life goes, he's never met a coincidence. Just monsters who need to be killed.

Percy Jackson's demigod life was getting weirder then it already was and it's all because of one little spider. SPOILERS TO THE HEROES OF OLYMPUS SERIES. ALL RIGHTS GO TO RICK RIORDAN AND STAN LEE

When the love of his life is killed in the war against Gaea, Percy runs away and refuses to return to his normal demigod life. Unfortunately for him, Director Nick Fury decides that Percy is up for grabs, and he does everything in his power to recruit Percy . . . but he has to catch him first. If Percy ever falls into the hands of Director Fury, will he accept the offer to join the Avengers? Or will he refuse . . . and suffer the consequences?

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Stupid texts I will reply to all comments and if you have any funny texts I will publish them and shoutout . Btw none of these are mine so don't get mad if these are yours

The heroes of Olympus and some of their friends play a vicious game of truth or dare.