When the human population has been threatened by devastating vampire attacks, they go underground, refusing to fight back. Decades later, The New World has extended to many Providences to escape the ever present threat. But when a rogue group of humans start violently protesting, many people end up dead. Including Seraphim's parents. Haunted by the traumatizing experiences, she looks for some way to fight back against the Rogues, against the Legion of vampires. So she finds herself in the folds of a group of vamp assassins. She becomes the one of the best, most dedicated assassins to live. However, when the Rogue group attacks once again, she may have a lead that could possibly give her the vengeance she craves.

Some random Maze Runner Jokes. [Spoilers] [All requests are open] All characters belong to James Dasher

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

The only thing freakier than waking up in a dark box is waking up in a dark box with no recollection of who you are. Despite their differences, Jemma and the other Gladers have to find a way out of The Maze -- before the Grievers go nom-nom on their faces. NOT YOUR AVERAGE FANFIC!!! (even though there are numerous cliques :D ) ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO JAMES DASHNER!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR CREATING THIS AMAZING SERIES! All characters belong to Dashner besides the one I created, which is Jemma.