DISCONTINUED Characters: Mike Wheeler ♤ Lucas Sinclair ♧ Dustin Henderson ♢ Will Byers ◎ Max mayfield ☆ Eleven/Jane ♡ (They/them pronounce on later chapters.) Cover art cred: holepsi on redbubble

❝Pacify her, she's getting on my nerves. You don't love her. Stop lying with those words.❞

'Perks Have Perks' is a series of one-shots that involve Perks being used in circumstances ranging from love to competition. Read 'Perks Have Perks' (Chapter 1) for Request Rules, Chapter List and Ratings. Feel free to shoot in a request!

Upon finding a rather 'normal' place for the night, the NZ boys decide to drink a few Vodkas and celebrate their short-lived victory. Nikolai is already drunk and getting drunker; Takeo has gone to bed because the drinks 'were poisonous'; and Dempsey was having fun flirting with Richtofen, who simply shoved him off. It seems to be quite a dream and, a few flirts later, their fun has escalated.