DISCONTINUED Characters: Mike Wheeler ♤ Lucas Sinclair ♧ Dustin Henderson ♢ Will Byers ◎ Max mayfield ☆ Eleven/Jane ♡ (They/them pronounce on later chapters.) Cover art cred: holepsi on redbubble

❝Pacify her, she's getting on my nerves. You don't love her. Stop lying with those words.❞

'Perks Have Perks' is a series of one-shots that involve Perks being used in circumstances ranging from love to competition. Shoot in a request!

Upon finding a rather 'normal' place for the night, the NZ boys decide to drink a few Vodkas and celebrate their short-lived victory. Nikolai is already drunk and getting drunker; Takeo has gone to bed because the drinks 'were poisonous'; and Dempsey was having fun flirting with Richtofen, who simply shoved him off. It seems to be quite a dream and, a few flirts later, their fun has escalated.