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The Most Beautiful Forbidden Fruit (Phan) by worriedpeach
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"Never fall in love with a human, for it is the worst fate to fall upon a witch." In a world where witches and humans live side-by-side, a war breaks out after the two species procreate, producing bloodthirsty children. As a result, the government puts laws into place: Witches and humans must never fall in love or bear children. It's a rule that Dan Howell and his family have lived hand-in-hand with, even going so far as to make sure that Dan never has prolonged contact with the other species. When Dan goes to his favourite magic shop one day, he meets the new employee, Phil Lester. A human who he can't seem to get rid of. Cover creds: pretive Prompt creds: moondaniel
Fifty shades of Phan by Llamaandlion
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Philip Lester is a reporter for the BBC, what happens when he is asked to go interview Daniel Howell, the founder of one of the most fashionable clothes lines in the whole of England. Will Phil be able to resist this attractive, wealthy man? NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED Got me lookin' so crazy in love....
The Benefits Project ; phan au by akutagcwa
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Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their year. But yet, Dan is determined to find out what Phil is hiding behind his arrogant mask.
Lost City by darkimoo
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"You know those Zombie Apocalypse games we played? Like... The Last Of Us?" "Yeah-" "Well it's all coming true..." - 26 and 25 year old Mark Edward Fischbach(AKA: Markiplier) and Sean William McLoughlin(AKA: JackSepticEye) and their friends went to a convention in Utah to meet fans and have a good time. That time was soon cut short when they were all hanging out in the hotel room they're sharing and the news announces a new virus, causing humans to die... Then eat another human. It doesn't matter how you die... You'll become one in the end (unless your brain is damaged of course). As they venture they struggle through obstacles and problems in their way together. They must get back to the 'Safe Zone' in California. Along their journey, Mark can't help but feel a strange feeling when he's around Jack. Jack can relate. Will they make it? Will they survive?
Reality (Septiplier Fanfic) (Completed) by Septiel_Destiplier
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Jack and Mark, two well known YouTubers. Their friends saw they had a connection, even though they failed to open their eyes up and see it. But one thing they didn't expect is that the way they would realize they had feelings for each other would be through a zombie apocalypse.
Misfit (Phan AU) by MelancholyMango
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Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts with into seeing him as your average person. The isolation as he desperately tries to keep others from finding out, the bitterness that wells up inside of him each and every time he's reminded that he'll never be like everyone else, the fear that nothing will ever change. He's fated to be this way forever; a misfit from society. Isolation can only go so far though, so when he's struggling to make ends meet and he's faced with the option of looking into a serious job or taking on a roommate, he opts for what seems like the easier option at the time. It doesn't seem so easy ten failed roommates into the process, or when he sits down at a table to meet with prospect number eleven and ends up with a coffee spilled all over his lap. Potential roommate number eleven, Phil, turns out to be an insufferable optimistic ball of sunshine that Dan wants nothing to do with. His options are running out though, as are the savings he's been using to pay his rent, so he finds himself begrudgingly agreeing to let the other man move in. Neither of them have any way of knowing just what they've gotten themselves into as they shake on the matter, but time will tell.
You Had Me At Hello by salamandees
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Septiplier fanfic! Markiplier's son Tim and Jacksepticeye's daughter Sammy grew up together in L.A. and are best friends. They think their parents are a perfect match. Can they do something about it? based on Tumblr user rainbowblue13's Single Dads AU cover photo credit to Tumblr User wootrash
Moments (A Septiplier story) by jackir30
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Two ordinary boys, Jack and Mark, have known each other their entire lives. They both become famous through YouTube and many of their fans begin shipping them together. Eventually they discover that, maybe, they are perfect for each other.
{Septiplier} This Feeling (CANCELLED) by TacoKittyExtreme
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What happens after a drunken kiss and accidental closeness? Jack's feelings for Mark grow, but it's hard to express those feelings when Jack has to go back to Ireland. ___________________ Inspired by the awesome: Skwarlogirlcfc and her Septiplier story called: "Not a Day Goes by" Really hope this is a good one.... Also, if you were looking for smut, KEEP LOOKING, 'CAUSE I DON'T WRITE SMUT.. Enjoy~ Gonna try and finish it the best I can D:
All this, for me? || Septiplier FanFiction by DontForgetToSquee
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~Short Septiplier Fanfiction~ Jack flies to America for what he thinks to be a normal visit to see Mark and his other buddies, but some unexpected events make it not just a normal trip, but an amazing one.