Teenage Posts !
The funniest quotes /jokes that only a teenager would get...
A collection of [ehem] glaring flaws - plot holes, inconsistencies, and counter-intuitive occurrences not explainable by even magic - in the otherwise splendid Harry Potter books by J. K. Rowling. Co-authored by Jadefireeyes and Frozenpaw. Please comment if you discover additional more flaws, and we'll expand this boo...
"Kiss me." He orders, slamming my locker shut. "Is she coming?" I ask, turning my head to look behind me, but he grabs my face and makes me look up at him. "Yes, now kiss me." I do as told, getting on my tippy toes as I lean up to kiss him. He kisses me back slowly, before he pins me against the lockers and deepen...
"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. ...