What the title says

You've fallen asleep in a coffin and wounded up in undertaker's store but what happens when the undertaker has a little crush on you?

In an attempt to throw off their enemies, the Phantomhives send you, their trusted but hesitant maid, to go to the Trancy Manor to....well to...seduce. Seduce the ever so stoic, yet in a way, charmingly handsome, Claude Faustus, Alois Trancy's butler. When it seems the demon is giving in to your seduction, trouble may perhaps arrive.

On a trip to get away from her life at home, Amelia stumbles through a portal into Middle Earth. She is captured and kept as King Thranduil's servant where he attempts to break her into a confession that she vehemently denies. She wants to go home. Can she go through the portal a second time? Will she become attached to the Woodland Realm and its master?

My first lemon, yaaaay. This happens right after Shadow And Bone, when Alina was kidnapped by a sailor and forced to work at a brothel. Mal turned out to have an infected wound, and the owners of the brothel won't give Mal the treatment he needs every day unless Alina earns enough money. But when Alina least expects it, she has to find a way to not be spotted by the Darkling, who decided to take a nice break from searching for her. The story will be told in different parts, you can choose Alina's POV for that part or the Darkling's POV (Yea I know this is lame and all I just wanted to write it)