"I can't do this" says Madison. Even though her hands shook, her blue eyes stared steadily into my brown eyes. "I believe in you, you can do this, just believe in yourself and you can do it" I tell her calmly, through my tears. Madison points the gun towards me, about five meters away. I know this is the only way to clean up this mess. The pills made us too strong, if one of us doesn't die, it will wipe out the whole planet. This does not seem true... I don't want it to be true. Am I in a dream...

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