I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!! So... ENJOY!!! October 31, 2017... apparently I can't add any more chapters? I'm just going to have a second book. Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!

Everything about Zodiac Signs is inside this book. Facts, scenarios, squads, etc. ✔Updated daily. ✔100% guaranteed and classified as legitimately lit. ✔You will laugh. ❌Not 100% accurate. ❌I do not except requests, sorry. Happy readings

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

After Maddison returns to her home in the clouds subsequent to a visit to Earth, she finds out she has been chosen to take part in the Renewal. The Above is an ordinary civilization in the clouds, Maddison's home for as long as she can remember. Run by a fair, just council. The Renewal is an annual ceremony in which five teenagers are selected to propose new laws to the council. Maddison is surprised to find herself in such a position. But this year, the Above receives an unexpected visit. An angel has decided to enter the Above, unannounced, on a secret mission. No one knows who this angel could be or why he could be here. And Maddison's forgotten past somehow has a role to play in all these strange endeavours... ^^^

As a panda I go through so much exciting things and I finally found this site called "Paw-pad" that I can write my stories in. YAY!

Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade