They've put him in more danger than they ever could have realised. They were out there somewhere. Hundreds were missing, most presumed dead and all they knew was that this mysterious sorceress was to blame. He has to find her. He has to put an end to what she's done.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!