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Stop. Seriously, just stop with all these cliche's. Don't write these please. I beg of you, stop all of the repition. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *POSSIBLE RANT WARNING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All of these entries are my personal opinions. I'm not forcing them on you. If you don't agree with them then stop reading this. Don't send me hate if our opinions are different. Please keep any negativity OFF of this book altogether. Everyone has opinions and I understand that, but this book is about MY opinion on things I find cliché about Naruto fanfics. You disagree, alrighty, stop reading it. You don't need to tell me that "I'm wrong" or that you disagree in the comments. I will delete negative and disagreeing comments. It's not as a rude gesture or me saying your opinion doesn't matter. It's me doing what's best for myself mentally. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That is all!

As an orphan who chose to run from the past, you hid in a secluded village. All was peaceful and quiet at the café that you have worked at ever since you were young, but then came the strange group dressed in black robes with red clouds. The famous group that was feared amongst the others was not known to you, the Akatsuki. This encounter led to your sweet nature to turn into the rebellious you. After telling off the rude new comers, you run home to sleep. But what is this? When you awaken, the room you were in was not yours! Running through the maze of hallways, you come to a halt. There the Akatsuki threatened and left you no choice but to become their maid and choose a master. What will your fate lie within the hands of your "master"? Strangers appear and the past slowly unravels. Will you choose to escape or will you stay? What could possibly hold you back from escaping from your kidnapper? Fear, curiosity, and or...love?

Hello. I am back with more crazy amazing pickup lines. If your confused on what I'm talking about then go check out my One piece pickup lines then you would know what I'm tallying about. But this is a Naruto's pickup lines. Hope you like.

Title says it all. I don't own Naruto!!

Various Scenarios with your favorite Akatsuki member! ✨

Send in your requests for our favorite villain organization! I do head-cannons, scenarios, one-shots, and anything else in between. *Disclaimer* I do not own Naruto, the Akatsuki, or the art. All rights to their respected owners.

I don't know why I'm putting so much pressure on myself. I'm working on so many books and I've just decided to write another one! So please, request a scenario! I do not own Naruto or any of the characters!!!!

Don't own the Naruto characters,Kishimoto-san owns them.I own my own writing. The Naruto characters include:Naruto,Sasuke,Shikamaru,Neji,Lee,Shino,Choji,Kiba,Gaara I don't do female characters,and the jounin will only be special requests if you want. The Akatsuki:All of them Send in requests and lets have fun together!

A glorified rant containing within itself: serial killers, rants, templates, muses, bad jokes, good jokes, mostly bad jokes, insults, talk of drowning, loss of bone mass, and a certain unbearable Mary Sue named Celeste. Oh, and there's a guide in there somewhere. But I don't think that's too important. --Yamomisa III, Supreme Overlady of the Universe, AMI, Esq. a.k.a. --Misa