This book is about two little cats falling in love and having a good life until something tragic happens near the end. "Am I trying too hard to get viewers?" You might ask. Yes, yes I am. :)
previously titled: nerds ❝IN WHICH, A BOX OF CANDY HAPPENS TO SPARK THE TURNING POINT OF THE LIVES OF TWO [ extended summary inside ]
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
❝IN WHICH, SHE DISCOVERS HIM BOUND, GAGGED, AND STUFFED INTO A CUPBOARD. THIS IS A STORY OF HOW THE DAMSEL COMES TO THE RESCUE.❞
"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...
