❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

Poem comparing affluent and destitute individuals to the whimsical lives of trees. Being rich doesn't always mean you're successful and being poor doesn't always mean you can't find peace and happiness.

Meet Billy Bob. A cute janitor she meets at Walmart who smells like bleach. They go out and Billy Bob invites her to his janitorial themed birthday party. She forgets and see what happens.

Dunder-Mifflin decides to sponsor Leslie's campaign so Leslie and the Parks and Rec crew decide to visit everyone at the office and new friendships form and even new relationships.