Fed up with your brother stealing your samosa? Fed up with mommy throwing chappal at you? Fed up with the ultimate rishta proposals? Fed up with your phupo and her beta? Then this is the book where you'll release your fustrations upon and laugh instead with my awesome hashtags! Note: This book is for satirical purposes and to tag your friends and family.

A long time ago an old man built a very big wall to keep out a monster that lived at the edge of his thoughts... There is only one thing standing between the Witch-Queen Fiona and her complete conquest of Tafah: The Princess Hanalea. And there are only three kinds of heroes keeping her at bay: A royal kind, a noble kind and Another kind. Well, there are three only if you don't count Princess Hanalea. In which case there are four. And this war just got a lot more complicated. Cover courtesy the amazingly stupendous and creatively ingenious: @ChelseyDugger!! And the fantastically magical chapter image by @sparrowswing815!