Warrior cats stuff
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Warriors: What If? by CloudtailGrandmas
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What if medicine cats never existed? What if Jayfeather hadn't been blind? What if StarClan didn't exist? Find the answers to these intriguing questions and more in CloudtailGrandmas' newest work, a compilation of theories answering the most asked question: What if? [Cover by Warrior & Duskie]
101 Ways To Kill A Cat by CloudtailGrandmas
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Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.
The Medicine Cat Code by CloudtailGrandmas
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Medicine cats? Falling in love?! It's totally a new idea! In this book, we simply acknowledge the fact that, in spite of the codes, all medicine cats fall in love. Read on to follow the romantic journeys of the medicine cats from all of the Clans as we exaggerate the cliche of medicine cats falling in love! [Cover by Duskie]
Ways to Get Kicked Out of StarClan by CloudtailGrandmas
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Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!