Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

If you ever, ever see a man with bleached white skin, in a white hoodie. Don't try to negotiate with him... Please, whatever you do, just let him murder you.

This is a story of a young boy named Anthony, and how the Rotted Man saved his life.