Mmm you want some sexy merc action? You've come to the right place m'lady ~ What are you waiting for ? Go ride Spy's baguette in this lovely story (Currently trying to make a sequel to the very first chapter aight) (Warning: this is clickbait and my first time writing a fic leaf me alone. Contains shits and giggles)

⚠CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN AND UPDATED⚠ It's a one shot pile, guys. Random one shots of the mercs. That's it. Idk what else you were expecting. Very indulgent. Sometimes ignores canon but mainly only small bits are ignored.