Your name is Dave Strider. You're 16 years old. You have an.. Interesting career. ---- 16 year old Dave Strider is a demon hunter with his older brother, Dirk. The Striders became hunters after their Bro died on the job. Karkat Vantas is the new kid. He moved to Houston, Texas after the death of his father to live w...
John is messing with the ectomachine again, and OH SHIT He's now... Neko John Egbert. He is afraid of people calling him a freak, and he goes to his best bro.. Dave. Dave cares for him, and they begin to fall in love.. But one problem. John won't leave the house, and people start to worry about his whereabouts.. ...
(Homestuck) Jake and Dirk feel incomplete. So John, Jade, and Dave decide to set them up. But Jade seems to have secondary plans... partial credit for the title to fangirlbxtch. she calls DirkJake Carrotsticks, so that's where that comes from.
