How to get girls with AMAZING skills ._. They'll go all crazy over you~ :D Reasons why I did this book: 1. I was bored .-. 2. You guys suck at flirting ._. JK! (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ Now get out. ☜(ˆ▽ˆ) JK! XD I don't own any of these amazing lines. ;-; [ So I noticed some of you are taking this book way too serious. It's suppose to be a troll book so calm down. I'm a girl myself and well aware most of these lines will never work. I ask that you kindly refrain from making comments like "This is stupid. These lines will never work." No. Duh. To everyone else, enjoy~ ]

[1st installment of the KP Series] Elizabeth always knew she was a special sort. Her family and friends knew too. She's an introvert and feels like a weirdo wherever she goes, even in her own home. But what happens when she encounters a man known to the world as a notorious monster? Jeff the killer. She never thought he was real; only stories told at school to freak people out. And now that he's come into her life, she'll discover just why she's so special. Monsters, killers, wraiths, and supernatural entities--how special can one get? There will be love, and loss, and triumph, and hope, all for a greater purpose: The human realm needs a protector, and that's Elizabeth. --- [S E Q U E L : Cruel & Blue (Eyeless Jack story)] *****-1st Place in Jeff the Killer-***** Cover art by: Asur-Fallinplim on deviantArt Disclaimer: Most, if not all, CreepyPastas presented throughout this story do not belong to the author. All credit goes to the original creators of those characters, anonymous or not.

Monkey D. Mori is Luffy's younger sister! Just like her brother, she is no ordinary teenager! With powers from the Devil's devil fruit, she plans to help him become the Pirate King! But along with her created identity comes all her secrets. Read about her adventure in the One Piece world!

Sora Yumera is cursed. Most would consider it a bad thing, but he thinks of it as a gift. He knows that his power should be used for good, but he only has one goal. Find Mai, and bring her home. He will stop at no cause, even if it puts his life on the line. But, what happens when his own opinion of right and wrong are tested? Will he really do anything, even if it means putting the lives of his new friends in danger, and possibly losing his own?

Sapphire is back for her second year at Hogwarts, filled with llamas, craziness, and new characters. Read to find out what happens because I'm too lazy to write it here :P *If you haven't read Untraceable book 1 I would recommend it otherwise you may get confused :P*

Sapphire Dawn Malfoy was the twin sister of a certain Draco. But she leads a very different life. Blonde, arrogant Draco is a Slytherin king; Dark haired, crazy Sapphire is a Gryffindor lunatic. Abused by her father for as long as she remembers she has to hide her pain somehow! Read this and find out Sapphires adventures through Hogwarts. I suck at descriptions so yeah... :D

Welcome to the main character's insanity and the ninja world! Lian Titen, the protagonist in this story, makes the ninja world even more deadly and exciting! Growing up without knowing her family, she goes about her business like any normal child does....well, as normal as a child in a world of ninja can be. Join us in this amazing-ness of life and watch as the young character grows from where every other Naruto FanFiction begins! This fantabulous story is written by yours truly, I_am_a_psychopath. I don't own Naruto. Hey~! I've finally finished this thing! I started to edit it, and then realised how big of a job it was. So, the first few chapters might be decent and then it's gonna look like a potato. - Thanks for the support over the years, I never should have tried editing this, it was hilarious in its own cringey way... Anyway, peace! -

War. The one thing to remain constant throughout human history. It brings nations to their knees and brazens the land they are built upon. It has the power to either tear apart a family or unite them under one common goal. War. It never changes. No matter what time it is in history, war is practically always present. Sometimes the ones most affected by war are the children. Children who have never known anything but war are forced to live the most tender years of their life through it. There are many stories of these tragedies but one in particular will always stand out. The story of two fraternal twins who would be separated from one another due to fighting within their nation. These twins, Hikari and Hikaru Mitarashi, are citizens of the Village Hidden in the Mist. During one invasion in the middle of the night their lives were changed forever. During the invasion, Hikari, the female of the two, would be taken hostage by the enemy nation and taken to a far away and unknown nation. Her brother, Hikaru, was devastated by this turn of events, vowed to become stronger so that he could venture away and rescue his dear sister. However, many tears await Hikaru on his journey through the shinobi lands years after the abduction . . . but are they filled with sorrow or anger? { Note: I own no Canon characters that may be mentioned in this twisted Naruto Fan-Fiction. All Canon characters and the base of Naruto belong to none other than the marvelous, Masashi Kishimoto. If you're squeemish about blood, I ask that you don't read---don't read if you can't handle a detailed description of a gory scene either! You've been warned . . . READ WITH CAUTION! }