Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Because I love you, just the weigh you are."

"Marunong ako mag-seryoso ng babae....... At yun ay pag nasa kama kami." -Bryan Cortez

Gwapo, maputi, chinito, hot, kissable lips, matangos na ilong, may magandang katawan, mayaman---paano kung ang lahat ng katangian na ito ay nasa isang lalaki? Siyempre tatanggapin mo s'ya ng buong-buo diba? Eh paano pala kung ang lalaking 'to ay ubod ng pagkamanyak? Papayag ka pa ba na maging asawa mo s'ya? Subaybayan natin ang lovestory ni Lory at ang kanyang mapapangasawa na si Grey na wala ng ibang ginawa kundi ang manyakin s'ya. Matagalan kaya ni Lory ang manyak n'yang asawa?

[Do Kyungsoo FF, XOXO Basketball Team Series Part 2] Part 1 - COMPLETED Part 2 - COMPLETED Ang magulong buhay pag-ibig ni Jade at Darius! Jade: Alam mo ba? Saksakan nang yabang 'yung katabi ko sa Jeep! Darius: Didn't you know? You're a stalker. -UNEDITED- Typo and grammatical errors everywhere.

NOT LEGIT

[PUBLISHED UNDER POP FICTION, AN IMPRINT OF SUMMIT MEDIA] One competition, one man, twenty-five women, and a bet. Zachary Astor wanted to be the Bachelor for one purpose alone: to prove to his friends that he can ditch twenty-five women without ever looking back at any of them. But will he stand on to his words when he meets Julianne Grey, the only woman who seems to regret being in the competition? Despite what he thinks, Zachary will find his thoughts preoccupied by the weird, silent, and mysterious girl he keeps on giving a rose much to his own amazement and her disappointment.

Is Love really sweeter the second time around?

I made a bucket list when I was ten, out of boredom, then kept it thinking that my list was too childish. And now, I'm already twenty-six years old, holding my bucket list still thinking that my list is too childish but I don't care! I just want to do this. I need to do this. Wait! Scratch that. I'm already twenty-six years old turning twenty-seven tomorrow, feeling happy because I finished my childish bucket list so then, why? Somebody enlighten me, why am I marrying this guy again?