Will a chance meeting between a girl and her hero change their fates? Read and find out.

Something genuinely tragic took place in Aurora, Colorado on the night of the premiere of the "Dark Knight Rises" movie. I felt a deep need to address the matter in a book. I present to you COLORADO.

the title says it all, these are in fact funny sayings that I've heard and decided to write down. I hope you enjoy, and I really hope I can bring a smile to your face.