- won first place in the summer 2015 x reader fanfiction awards - You feel like your life is one big existential crisis. You can't get a job, your landlord is an asshole (to put it lightly), and your mum is incredibly overprotective. You feel lost... until you meet HIM. (featuring end of 2014 - early 2016 Dan) *UNDER SEVERE EDITING - MAY NOT MAKE SENSE* *** incredibly cliché, read at own risk. occasional swearing (censored) and mentions of mature themes. one scene of abuse. enjoy! *** ©phangirlingweirdo

Hey, I hope you like my fanfic on (one of my favourite book series) Artemis fowl. I will be publishing little by little and will finish it as soon as possible! I'm sorry if the characters don't follow the roles you want them to :-( but it is my fanfic. My story consists of short chapters that will only take a minute to read! Thanks for reading!

A strange girl shows up at Fowl manor with an LEP tracker behind her ear and no memory of her life. With the help of the fairies, and Butler of course, Artemis must unravel this mystery to track down down her abductor, but most importantly keep her alive... My very first fan fiction. I'm both proud and mortally embarrassed! :D I Hope you enjoy it... THE COVER ALSO DOES NOT BELONG TO ME IT WAS USED IN THE ARTEMIS FOWL GRAPHIC NOVEL WHICH I DO NOT OWN!!!! Just reminding you guys that I did not draw that amazing thing...