"mama elisa's guide to memes, maidenhood, and marriage" ― shirley, wattpad user textures, pretty much laying down what you're gonna get out of this book

"Anna dislikes being stuck three-quarters of the way down a chimney. She really does. Not to mention, she's still going round North America, and there's, like, three continents still to get through in about as many hours."

An anthology of Greek mythology retellings in which the Gods realize that they are more alike the mortals than they ever wanted to admit.

(in greek tragedy) excessive pride towards or defiance of the gods, leading to nemesis.

Sonia Jayme isn't sure whether there's more drama in William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet or in her own unfortunate life. She's willing to bet the play she's writing to replace the Bard's as her school's winter production (because she, like the rest of the world, is tired of Renaissance heterosexual tragedies) that it's the latter.

“but i must admit i miss you quite terribly. the world is too quiet without you nearby. i go to bed early and rise late and feel as if i have hardly slept at all.”

•COMPLETE• Everyone tells Leslie she's one of the guys, so she sets out to prove that there are no rules to being a girl. --- watty award winner 'hq love award' 2014