Sarcastic comebacks

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

Dan is a 'normal' 18 year old. If you consider being a werewolf normal. His dad is the Alfa and his parents are expecting him to find a nice girl to be his mate. But here's catch, his mate isn't a girl. Phil is an 18 year old vampire. Well he's 134 years old but, he was 18 when he was turned. His brother, sister, and him are waiting for there mates to turn up and when they meet their mates, it's very surprising. (From when they found out what they were until happily ever after) (Boyxboy smut)