Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

Bad Boy's Girl is hitting the big screen SOON! Brought to life by Lotus Production, Diamond Films España, and WEBTOON Productions. AVAILABLE NOW IN PAPERBACK AND EBOOK WITH EXCLUSIVE COLE POV CHAPTERS:http://badboysgirl.pagedemo.co/ "Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you'd follow them straight into hell, just to keep getting your fix." Karen Marie Moning, Shadowfever Tessa O'Connell is a girl as ordinary as they come-or so she thinks. Her aim for senior year is to keep her head down yet somehow manage to convince her childhood love Jay Stone to love her back. What she isn't prepared for is for Jay's brother, Cole to return to town and change the life she's always been seemingly content to live. Tall, gorgeous as all hell and a bad boy with ocean blue eyes and the perfect edge of adorability, he was her greatest tormentor, her number one enemy.But the guy that's come back is like no one Tessa's ever come across. He challenges her, he tests her limits, he forces her to bring out the girl she's long ago buried under a veil of mediocrity and most of all he compels her to consider that perhaps the boy that infuriates her to the point of no return might just her guardian angel. Warning: The story comes with a bad boy notorious for making you swoon, inducing hysterical laughter and making you question whether you could purchase a clone on eBay.

When Ellie's dad finds out that she's been keeping in contact with Alfie, he kicks her out on the streets. A seventeen year old girl, left on the busy streets of London? But then her story changes. For the better. When she meets Mr Joseph Sugg, her life is looking up. There is no such thing as an easy life for Ellie, will she be able to get through the hard times? [Contains scenes of violence and some strong language] Rating : 12+

Bella Thomas moved from Mullingar, West Meath, Ireland, to Los Angeles when she was 13. Her mother fails to pay the bills, and their house soon gets foreclosed. Her family decides to move in with their cousins, back in their hometown. She gets to see her old best friend Niall Horan, who she hasn't seen in six years. Niall is the same adorable little boy, and he's still her best friend. But Niall doesn't feel the Same......

Bad girl Skyler Dallas moves from New York to California. Nobody knows who she is or where she comes from, will she make friends of will everyone shut her out? What happens when she goes on tour with her cousin Cameron and meets Shawn? What happens when Shawn gets to know the true Skyler? Will Skyler end up hurting Shawn? What happens when they breakup for a long period of time?