Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?
Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy...
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When Ellie's dad finds out that she's been keeping in contact with Alfie, he kicks her out on the streets. A seventeen year old girl, left on the busy streets of London? But then her story changes. For the better. When she meets Mr Joseph Sugg, her life is looking up. There is no such thing as an easy life for Ellie...
Bella Thomas moved from Mullingar, West Meath, Ireland, to Los Angeles when she was 13. Her mother fails to pay the bills, and their house soon gets foreclosed. Her family decides to move in with their cousins, back in their hometown. She gets to see her old best friend Niall Horan, who she hasn't seen in six years. N...
Bad girl Skyler Dallas moves from New York to California. Nobody knows who she is or where she comes from, will she make friends of will everyone shut her out? What happens when she goes on tour with her cousin Cameron and meets Shawn? What happens when Shawn gets to know the true Skyler? Will Skyler end up hurting...