you're in need of funny comebacks? insults? pick up lines? jokes? you have reached the right place then! read on! (YOU MAY GET A PUNCH IN THE FACE OR A KICK IN THE JEWELS AFTER SAYING THIS SHIT!)

This book is about very interesting and weird facts that will surprise you. WARNING some of these facts may scar you for life so be prepared. Jk. Please read, it would mean a lot. You will definitely find things you never knew. Please tell me if I did a repeat. Please vote! Comment if you wish. Thank you! Enjoy!

Who doesn't love Harry Potter memes? Okay, some people don't. But, if you do... Then this is the book for you! Lots of hilarious pictures I found online. I keep captions on each chapter just in case you can't see it due to some internet problems. I, personally, love them. Hope you enjoy them just as much as I do!

* COMPLETED & being REWRITTEN for publishing * Kodi has been locked away in her house since the whole apocalypse started. The thing is she's not sure whether the monster within the house is any better than the ones who've begun to take over the world one corpse at a time. Of course, how was she supposed to know the day the world ended was the same day her life would begin? #1 in Adventure #1 in Zombie

This is a book of some poems I've written recently. Some are about me, some are about books, and some are about something else entirely. Either way, I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.