"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

He was her first love and 'never'... She will be his last and 'forever'. *** Tessa Maxfield has always been the smart one because she couldn't be the pretty one or the cool one. And she's fine with that. The upside of being smart is not making stupid decisions like she did as a kid, falling in love with her older brother's best friend. She outgrew that and could still outsmart it now. Jake Hastings has always been a playboy because he could be so why not? But his best friend's rash wedding and fairytale marriage has left him wondering if he could have more. The downside to his notorious reputation is that when he unexpectedly finds the girl he can't live without, she won't believe him. He burned that bridge a long time ago and she's not letting him build a new one now. Can two people who want so much of what they're afraid of find their way through first loves and second chances to finally find each other? *** This is a spin-off from The Mischievous Mrs. Maxfield. It can be read standalone but I would highly recommend reading the original book first before this one for a lot more context and extra scenes. *** Copyright © 2016 by Nina Tippett. All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Nina Tippett. This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously.

⚠️This book is full of mistakes! Read at your own risk! JOIN ANNA IN HER STORY WHICH IS FULL OF HARPER's COCKINESS, ASHTON'S LAME JOKES AND ANTHONY'S DRAMATIC SELF!!! It's the twisted,tangled and tortuous tale of Anna finding her true love A scene from story: "Come on Anna it's not revealing at all just wear it already!" Ashley said handing me a sleeveless sea green shirt and black pants. "Look at what we are wearing". She said gesturing towards her and Maya's dresses. They can wear it because they don't have scars all over there bodies like me. Ashley's was a very short black sleeveless dress with geometrical details while Maya was wearing a baby pink shirt dress. In the end they forced me to wear it and I was standing looking at myself it the mirror. Hot tears escaped out of my eyes when they landed on the scars that reminded me of my terrible childhood. I did not wanted Ash , Maya or anyone for that matter to know about this. The only people knew were my uncle,aunt and obviously Anthony. The lovely cover is by 'SunDown graphics'

Seraphina Delmonte is badass, snarky and sarcastic. She does not let anybody tell her what to do. But being the gangleaders daughter isn't all kicks and giggles. She has to worry about her father's enemy's and other gangs. Her older brother Lucas in next in line to lead the gang. So what happens when her father goes missing? What happens when Seraphina is threatened by a rival gang? But most of all what happens when the badass Seraphina gets a bodyguard? Will she accept him maybe even fall in love? Can the Gangleaders daughter learn to love? Read to find out

Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk. Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.

What can I say, I love to slay.

Ever needed a good come back? This book is full of good comebacks and insults

Bored? Then just read this book. This will give you 100 ideas to do when you're bored and if not, well you read my book. Sit back, relax and enjoy. [Completed]