"Are you a virgin?" "Sir, is that appropriate?" ____

𝙄 𝙈𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝘼 𝙇𝙊𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝘼𝙂𝙊 𝙎𝙊 𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘾𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎 I'm just a girl who has no extra time in her life that likes to make edits and book covers. COVER MADE BY @gracefulheretic PicsArt tutorials Highest rank: #3 in Random humaneity © 2017

Highest ranking: #1 ❝ Daddy's not home. Daddy is never home.❞ Imagine this. Your a bratty 6 year old, wearing a princess dress, waiting for your Daddy to come to play tea party, then BAM, he's not your Daddy anymore, instead, you have to share it with some other snobby freak. And the worst part is, he doesn't show up for tea time! What would any normal 6 year old do? Get the girl out of the way of course! Caution: There are some parts which include the following: Suicidal thoughts/actions, minor curse words. Also, be prepared for overly cliche characters, and drama.

One fateful night, one mutant would change your life forever. Read on, and see how your life with the turtle of your dreams will completely flip your world upside down!

"Hey, it's lukeisapenguin from club penguin. I don't know if you remember me, but we got married at the lighthouse about ten years ago."