Parody~ A muggle discovers magic. ;)

A funny take on the epic Harry Potter series right from the beginning. Read on to find out more!

INCOMPLETE What if Harry Potter was completely different? What if Dumbledore was a gangster? What if Dudley joined Harry on his adventures at Hogwarts? What if Fred and George were super smart? Well this is what happens in my version of Harry Potter...

When Dhalia discovers that her grandmother is losing her job, her entire future is turned upside down. She secretly gets a part time job where she meets the boy of her dreams. Even her best friends realize that there is more to this mysterious newcomer than meets the eye. She is suddenly thrust into the world behind the world and drawn into a web of events that reveal her true destiny and could possibly change the course of humanity.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!