Harry Potter
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Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE} by -AwkwardPenguin-
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Somehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen. From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs. If you're hoping this has a lot to do with the plot of the Harry Potter books you're looking in the wrong area. This, my friends, is a bunch of weird crap thrown together that I hope go with their personalities. If you like Twenty Øne Piløts, Supernatural, Sherlock, pies, gifs, and OUAT then this might actually be the book for you. WARNING: I wrote this... so long ago. I honestly might as well be a who different person now so f a i r warning lmao. The cringe is strong, for me at least.
Harry Potter Texts by kwikspells
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Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!
Funny Harry Potter Texts by Chezzzers
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Expelliarmus! I, the Fabulous Chelsey have been able to hack into the Harry Potter Cast's online Chats! So be ready to laugh along and read their funny texts.
The Crossovers by WildCatLover157
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It's time for all your favorite Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Divergent, and Maze Runner characters to meet one another! Get ready to laugh when fandom clashes with fandom in...The Crossovers! Highest Ranking: #108 in Humor
Harry Potter texts by fangirlafffff
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WARNING: you will not get these jokes if you are a muggle
Harry Potter and the Return of the Parents by Dalamanza
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There were two signs. The first pointed to the left and read 'Godric's Hollow'. The second, to the right, said simply: 'Onwards'. The door in front of them opened and the two Potters climbed on board. Lily inhaled deeply, breathing in the familiar old train, and spoke the only destination that really mattered: "Take me to my son." AU 5th year. Reunions, adventure and second chances. [Published on fanfiction.net as 'Through the Veil']