You see, these boys just kind of... Popped into my life. No I did not wish for three extremely hot, funny, nice, and sweet guys to come my way. It spontaneously happened. Think of it like a musical number in a Disney movie. They break out into song at the most random time EVER. That's how those dudes came into my life. But, luckily they didn't last for three minutes like the songs in the Disney movie. I couldn't get rid of them even if I tried to. We were all glued to the eyebrow... Whoops. You would't get that. It's an inside joke. Ya know, you could read and find out where that joke came from... Because aren't we all curious about those brunette boys?

I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy. I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and joke about having warning signs and safety tape around my bedroom door. Once upon a time, I used to think of that as a laughing matter, but not anymore. Not since I almost killed my crush's mom. Suddenly, being compared to a giant gorilla of mass destruction doesn't actually seem that crazy. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED #11 Romance

"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expected to spend time with each other are doing exactly that? And, not only at school but at home as well. After Lea's house falls apart due to a termite infestation, the Wilson's are invited to stay at an old family friend's mansion of a house. The family friend also happens to be River's father. I'll give you time to digest that information. Yes, you're right. The sarcastic nerd and the egotistical heart-throb live under the same roof and encounter a series of events that make the two do something they didn't think would happen. They grow closer, and closer, and closer, until...well, you'll have to find that out for yourself. Follow them through their adventures of falling in love, getting their hearts broken, and learning lessons that explain there is more to life than they have ever imagined. WARNING(S): Strong Language & Mild Sexual Imagery. UNCOMPLETE. EDITING. ◊ The book trailer to the side is made by @starsandsky ◊ The book cover is made by @LightningStorms

A society in which a girl thinks it's a good idea to try and kill an assassin. In what society would that ever be a good idea?

THE FULL VERSION OF THIS BOOK HAS BEEN PUBLISHED BY BONNIER BOOKS AS 'BEHIND FRENEMY LINES' BY LAUREN PRICE. Available to purchase as e-book or paperback via Amazon! "I want you to be a part of the Anti-Delinquent System." Mr Blythe paces backwards and forth in his office, his expression solemn. "We have five students in this school who have given us a bad reputation, and I want you to help us bring them down. I'm asking you, to catch them in their bad ways. I want you to expose them for their tricks: the ones they've got away with in the past. Only once these five students are removed can Lindale High become a place where education is an accessible opportunity for everyone." Erika Monroe is being recruited to bring down the mysterious Chase Thatcher. Her job? To catch him in the act of something bad, and give the Principal an excuse to expel him. Erika has never been one to turn down an opportunity which could get her a good word for a scholarship, but this time, she's unsure. What if, by trying to catch Chase out, she finds herself caught by surprise? Maybe, the newfound delinquent doesn't need to be tamed. Maybe, he just needs to be saved.

"And when you're sitting on the side of the road crying over what feels like the best god damn thing you ever had - well, at least you had it." Bear with me... This is quite the roller coaster ride, and that roller coaster ride is my relationship.

But, like I said, maybe she might just be my only hope to get Jordan. "Okay, so what exactly do you have in mind? What am I supposed to do?" She gets extremely close to my face and says, "Sleep with Jordan." "WHAT?!?!" Okay, this bitch for sure crazy. Because I'm pretty sure she's not actually using my definition of sleep. Jasmine Thomas is not a social butterfly, but her long time crush is, seeing as he's part of the popular circle at Richmount High. And now she's being forced into helping the second most popular girl in school take down the first, Alyssa Hights for unknown reasons. She just know it's in her best interest to do it. But it can't be that bad right? She's getting a whole new look to help her new friend (in a loose term of the word) Jade Mathews get revenge. Maybe her forever crush might actually notice her now? Because that is the focus of the plan of course. To take Jordan Brigerio away from Alyssa, which so happens to be the boy Jasmine has dreamt of having the courage to talk to. But will she actually be able to go through with the plan? Or will Jasmine realize that the new her isn't worth getting involved in the drama of Richmount High School's popular girls turned enemies? Jasmine really just wants to survive junior year, but if she doesn't help Jade, then she's about to find out that Payback's a Bitch.

Assassins from all over the world have been searching for twins, who possess the ability to control people with their own words and thoughts. Peyton and Finn Oliver have been on the run ever since their parents were murdered right in front of their eyes. The twins find themselves at fault for their deaths, due to the fact that they were killed for protecting their children. Tired of being on the run, Finn takes control of the situation and makes a huge change in their lives. A change so big that the two of them find themselves moving to Beacon Hills for help from an Alpha.

The big four at a modern day American high school. Probably mostly Jackunzel but I'll definitely try for an equal amount of Mericcup. My first fanfiction so I apologize if it's awful cx I tend to change the cover a lot .-. Cover photographs are not mine but they all seemed so perfect so I did collage them together.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.