My name is- I don't have a name. My title, however, is Experiment 413. I am a failed experiment at becoming a perfect human being. More or less, I am a robot, with fake insides and a synthetic pulse. NOT COMPLETE - ABANDONED

We all have secrets we hide from the world, some more deep and extreme than others. Who do we trust with our hidden baggage? When do we know that we can trust someone? How can we differentiate the backstabbers from the backstabbed? When we find the one we can trust with our soul, how much can you endure together? "And I know I'll eventually have to tell him the truth that I've been avoiding, but I just want to live in this world for just a bit longer. Being able to stop and feel the breeze around me, and sit in the shade for a bit. Blissfully unaware of the dangers that may lie in my future. If only we could stop the clockwork, stop time, and stay here forever. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> Half-cat!JohnDave/PepsiCola ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> -I own nothing, Homestuck and its entirety belong to Andrew Hussie

John Egbert is just a normal boy without a voice, and his life is suddenly changed when he becomes the target of a blood-thirsty Dave Strider, who's interest becomes peaked after nearly killing the little one, and a bromance begins between the two. Honhonhon, will the bromance stay a bromance? Or will it become something else entirely? [It starts out with John at six years old for a backstory, but it will only last for one chapter. He will end up being sixteen]

John is the new kid, with everything that comes with that title; awkwardness, shyness, and attempts to make friends. Except all of this is made even worse with the fact that he's deaf. Dave is your stereotypical resident coolkid. Except he's not. He's a huge nerd, but most people find him intimidating, what with his shades and the fact that he doesn't talk to anyone. Or rather, that he can't talk to anyone, being mute. The two get paired together and form a close bond quite quickly, to the surprise of most of the school, but to none of their friends'. ((I really suck at descriptions. Also, updates for this aren't set, so be prepared for longish waits between chapters or several at a time.))

John is a total geek with no friends. Dave is a total cool kid, people worship every step he takes. But what if an unlikely friendship blossoms...or maybe, an unexpected romance (WARNING JOHNDAVE HOMESTUCK PAIRING YAOIS AND EVENTUAL SMUT MAYBE...) mute!davejohn enjoy!~ {DISCONTINUED}

((Alright, the front of this fanfiction is kinda crappy. But please try to go through with it, or at least skip to the last two chapters. I think those ones are pretty good.)) WARNING: SEXUAL SHIT. LIKE SERIOUSLY, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.

Dave and John haven't seen each other for a whole year. When they finally meet back up, their love grows quickly but will they overcome the obstacles that stand in their way?

JohnDave. That is all.

John's the new kid at school, but when he suddenly discovers he's gay for some blonde guy he literally JUST LOOKED AT AND DECIDED WAS CUTE, shits going down. I guess the saying- "Love at first sight" is true?! *NSFW warning, has cursing, may contain smut, may be triggering. Im sorry for my godawful writing, also.*