jokes, imagines, and tumblr posts about the 5 seconds of summer boys and their fans •credit to whoever wrote these•

I am only fifteen...how could this happen to me? I am nerdy-straight 4.0 GPA, never smoked, never done drugs, never had a boyfriend, never had sex, never tasted alcohol, so why did he have to kidnap me? And how does One Direction fit into this mess?

Kylie and Zayn have been best friends since they were little kids. They're going through the ups and downs of friendship and along the way, maybe even love. (I promise the story is better than the summary)

Meet And Greets to Magcon? Yes Please! Go on the most basic adventure that rushes everything just a little too quickly. This book sucks majorly read at your own risk! Even better- READ ANY OTHER BOOK OF MINE! I wrote this in the 8th grade and it sucks pp. sorry, Ashley Dallas.

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