"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

"Hello?" I asked the man standing in front of me. I was taken back by how much he resembled me. Well, how much I resembled him. I took a second to take in the similarities. Same eyes: Check Same hair: Sort Of Freckles: Check I stared at him curiously. "Hello, Zaria." He said kindly. "Who are you?" I asked. "I'm your father." "But I'm not Luke Skywalker." I said returning to the funeral home. What had I just done? The man who left me when I was an infant just came back to claim me as his and all I could do was make a joke. I so don't need this right now! ~~~~~~~~ Zaria is just a normal girl. Well, that all changes when her father decides to claim her as his. At her mom's funeral. Zaria wants to go through high school normally. Make true friends, and have some fun. But no. Everyone just has to find out she's the daughter of a billionaire. Mostly because her half-brother, Luke, decides to tell everyone who Zaria truly is. Well, I guess Luke gets some karma to later on... ;) and let's not forget Michael. The player that gets played... (Please don't copyright. Written by: GraceForever1234)

I danced on the tables and on the bar of the club I was in. I commanded the attention around me, just as I did almost every time I went clubbing. I just didn't care when it came to my dignity. "Get off the fucking tables." I heard a loud growl meet my ears before I had the chance to look at the man before me. He wore a tight suit, his body one of lean muscle. I looked up until I was staring in to the most intense grey eyes. "Who are you?" I asked as I continued to sway my hips to the music. Was this man really going to tell me what to do? "The owner." He snapped. "I'm only going to tell you once." "Why? What are you going to do about it?" I smirked his way, irking him even more. His eyes darkened until they were stormy. "You'll find out soon enough." His voice was barely audible. "And I'm looking forward to it."

"Get the fuck out of my house!" my dad shouted. "Gladly. But, before I go, I have just one thing to say; you've never been a good father. You've always treated Poppy and her mother like absolute shit." "You know nothing about being a father, you little prick!" "Yeah? Well, your innocent little girl calls me daddy when I fuck her from behind, so that's close enough for me," Knox spat before hauling me out of my seat and leaving. *** Ever since Poppy Nicole was little, she's been a shy girl with a heart of pure gold. Her innocence is glaringly obvious and she has nothing but the best intentions for everyone on her mind. Everyone has always loved the sweet-minded girl. Knox Carmichael is Charleston, South Carolina's resident bad boy and infamous hell-raiser. He's been on a first-name basis with law enforcement since the young age of ten-years-old. Before his parents became fed up and sent him away to military school when he was fourteen, one of Knox's favorite pass times was taunting his one and only Poppy. Poppy's life was going great. Fantastic even. She was accepted into the local university aside her best friend - and Knox's little sister - Kiara and she couldn't wait to get a start on her nursing studies. But then life takes a turn for the worst as the devil himself shows up unannounced to their dorm just as the girls are unpacking their belongings. Poppy hopes that Knox has grown up and put an end to his torturous ways. If only she knew just how wrong she actually was. If only she knew he was back for one thing, and one thing only. To take what is, and always has been, rightfully his; Poppy. COPYRIGHT AuthorrUnknown ALL RIGHTS RESERVED **STORY WILL CONTAIN STRONG LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, AND SEXUAL THEMES. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** Hit 1 Million on 11/25/16, Highest Ranking: #1 in Drama Cover by Loutka

Her Volkovs Series Book One Belle is an innocent and kindhearted 26-year-old virgin who came from a small country once ruled by her overbearing dictator father. Now she is in New York City enjoying every bit of her freedom until she met Nikolai and Alexei. Nikolai Vyacheslav Volkov and Alexei Viktor Volkov, the most sought-after brothers of the New York underground criminal world. Nikolai, more popularly known as Volkov, is the Boss of the Russian Mafia. An organized criminal organization ran by the Volkov Crime Family. He took over the family business when his father, Vyacheslav, was murdered. Nikolai made a name for himself as a man of his word, feared and respected. He is on top of his game--a Billionaire who owns different legitimate businesses and finance companies in New York City. His reputation precedes him; a short-tempered and violent crime Boss. His brother, Alexei is the Underboss of the Mafia. He handles the underground business and takes charge of the Mafia's manpower and underground dealings. His father was the Underboss before the latter was also shot to death. Belle was swept off her feet the very moment she locked eyes with the man who has dark green eyes and an undeniable charm she finds hard to resist. Little did she know that in that same moment her life will turn upside down.

[This is a spin-off of The DILF but can be read as a stand-alone] [The story you are about to read is intended for readers age 18+ due to its sexual content and language. It may not be appropriate for all audiences. Please read at your own discretion.] There was nothing Ophelia wanted better than to gouge Nikolai's long-lashed, consuming blue eyes out with a butter knife and mail them to the rest of the Alvonich family. Too bad they were in a very public, very esteemed place - Mikhail's wedding. "You don't think I'll press the button?" Nikolai's breath was warm and teasing in her ear. Ophelia had no idea what possessed her to take up his challenge of a vibrating thong, except that it was too late to back out now. She turned to glance at the infuriating man beside her. "Honestly, I don't care. It won't affect me." "Sweet Ophelia," he whispered, surprising her by flicking his tongue into her ear. Jumping, she glared at him, ignoring the important guests at her table, her father included. Before she could curse at Nikolai, he pressed the button, the swearwords turning to soft moans under her breath. Gripping the edge of the table, Ophelia felt the attack on her cl!t like a burn to her skin. Her father shot her a concerned look from across the table and Nikolai's voice was again in her ear. "Before the end of the night, Ophelia, we will f**k," he promised, releasing his finger from the remote control. "Only this time, it will be my name you scream."

|#1 in Romance.| 15-5-17 Amelia Primrose. Your typical, carefree and bubbly girl who has been making through thick and thin to provide her sister and herself a better life. Her only dream is love and happiness but she is keeping a past. The one that keeps chasing her no matter where she goes. Forgetting about everything, she heads towards a new life by starting a job in Knight Industries but little does she knows what's waiting for her there? Alarick Noah Knight. The world's most eligible bachelor and CEO of Knight Industries. Heart cold as ice and personality hot as hell. A billionaire who's worth swooning but he's cold, ruthless and a total control freak. For him, money is the most powerful thing in this world. Love? The one word, he despises the most. So what happens when Amelia crosses his path? Will he save her from her past and take away her worst nightmares or will become a part of it? Find out in Mr. Control Freak. WARNING: Will contain explicit and mature content. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. COMPLETED.

"Esta noche es una noche hermosa." A muffled voice said. Taking out one of my earbuds, I look up to see a very tall figure. "Excuse me?" "Tonight is a beautiful night." The voice said again with a thick Spanish accent. I was taken aback by the deep tone of his voice. "Yep, it sure is." I replied. All of a sudden I felt the cold barrel of a gun being pressed against my back. "Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. I think I already know your answer." The Spanish voice said stepping closer into the light of the streetlight. "All I wanted to do was go home and binge watch Teen Wolf." ~ Meet Victoria Grace, an ordinary teenager who loves to get into trouble and a good laugh. She has money, yes, but she isn't rich. But she does have things that make her look rich. And one day as she walks home from the grocery store she gets kidnapped and taken to some mafia gang. Who knows why, and she thinks it has something to do with her dad, or maybe how she witnesses a murder just days ago in a alley way... •(Originally named Bad Boy's Princess)•

Salty tears burn my eyes as I sink to the floor, my whole world has crashed down on my shoulders and I don't know if I can take it. With my palms sweaty and heart racing, I look up into his eyes and choke out "How are you out of french fries?!" - Grace Foster is sarcastic, funny, crazy, quirky and has the oddest personality. James Radke, biggest gang leader in the country trying to find his sister that went missing when he turned 16. Two separate personalities cross paths, with skittle fights, pink sparkly camera photoshoots, Brittney Spears impressions, and maybe a bit love? Things might just turn out to be the unexpected. -this is not a werewolf story- "this is the best book i have ever read, and i haven't even read it yet!" -thecerealbox "i am the biggest fan of this book, i have reread this book 100 times and it wasn't even finished yet." -Smannai GLC on episode interactive app coming soon 2017© all rights reserved #teenfiction #romance #humour scored #3 and #6 on funny out of 25.5k stories #57 on humor out of 31.2k stories

After leaving her hometown for three years, Ellie Von Everette is surprised to find everything different upon her return. Her two best friends Logan and Julia are dating, the sweet boy Logan is a part of a gang, not to mention the gang leader known to be cruel take interest in her. When her senior year starts off with new found friendships, betrayal, fights with the Queen Bee of High School and a whole lot of mixed feelings- will she survive? or will she break under pressure? Alexander Winter is bad news. Infamous for being the school's bad boy, gang leader, and heart breaker. But what happens when his new found interest turns to an unhealthy obsession? Will he change for good, or will he turn for the worse and possibly hurt his precious princess? (Give it a chance please)