Sending Message: Coconut-Tits, do you really have to message me at this time? I'm kind of busy tending to my panda fur. New Message: You indirectly admitted to staring at my breasts. Sending Message: So what if I did? I'm jealous. Your chest is like a fucking hill. Or a mountain. Meanwhile, my girls resemble a valley. So flat, they're inverted. New Message: That's not true. Sending Message: So you've been secretly eye-raping my lack of rack? You're as guilty as I am! New Message: Go shave your panda of its fur. - An adorably crazy jumble of texts and dialogue between superstitious zoo-worker Lily, and painfully straight Georgia, takes them to unimaginable levels of their newfound friendship. Follow the girls as Georgia opens up about her boyfriend, Lily goes animal ghost-hunting and they spend midnight conversations talking about... Panda Fur? Seriously. It could be worse than Ass Milk. A lot worse. [PG13: frequent profanities, contains gxg kissing gifs, EVEN MORE moderate indirect sexual content/references and of course, double the amount of those sexy gAy RaInBoWs]

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