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We Must Be Killers (Teen Wolf) by Calla_Lily_8970
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I don't want her crown. I've come to burn her kingdom down. -Katerina London ******** Once upon a time there was this girl. Innocent. Kind-hearted. Naïve. But life sparred her and made her lose herself. I was never born this way. I wasn't born bad like most people thought. I was happy. I didn't do anything wrong to deserve this fate. When life pushed me down I showed how strong I was and got back up. I was always a fighter. So when I lost everything I wasn't going to sit there like a weak girl. I may hate what I've become but it takes a monster to destroy a monster. So here I am, In Beacon Hills.... Declaring Vendetta against the almighty Alpha Pack and I'm determined to win because when you cross an alpha, they bite back. -Based on Season 3 of Teen Wolf- P.S. It will sometimes follow the story line- *Warning: Some violent content and strong language*
Reapers -- The First Familiar (Reapers Chronicles Book II) by Tsubame
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PUBLISHED UNDER CLOAK POP FICTION I am Aramis Rayne. Immortal. Full-time familiar. Short-term goal: Rescue my boss from total annihilation. And how to do that? I'm going to need a miracle.
The Princess of Pirates by luckycharms
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Princess Nerina of Caspian is a troubled girl dreaming of adventures on the great blue sea. She is always trying her hardest to disobey her mother, who wants her as far away from the ocean as possible for reasons that are unknown to everyone except the King and Queen of Caspian. Nerina's parents cause to possibly protect her isn't helped at all, especially when she meets the gorgeous and dashing yet stubborn Captain Edward Smith III, the son of the dead Caspian King of Pirates. Though their meeting was a complete misunderstanding, the two are forced to sail together as they learn of the great darkness that lurks deep in the ocean... which may have more to do with Nerina and Edward then they think. And soon enough, the two find themselves pulled into a passionate and senseless love that no one is happy with. [Preview Only! Full story on Dreame]
How They Met Alice (BBC Sherlock Fanfiction) by tardisaddiction
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Sherlock and John are just starting out when a cryptic Alice White comes into their acquaintance. Sherlock begins to grow attached to her, but not in the way you think. John trusts her as much as he trusts Sherlock, but is that right? This is just how they met her. There is a lot more to... uncover. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Sherlock or any of the characters. I only own Alice. I got the transcripts that I edited from http://arianedevere.livejournal.com/. I do not own the transcripts; they do. I do not own the image for the cover or any images included.
Loving Leo (Leo Howard Love Story-Fanfic) by OneStoryLand
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Lilly Stone just scored herself a spot on Disney XD's top hit Kickin' It as the new love interest for Leo Howard. Now, all she has to do is stop falling for Leo and instead make it look like her character Roxy is falling for Jack. Not too big of a deal, right? Throw in a little sister, one mean extra, and all the other shenanigans that get in the way, and you have yourself the story of how Lilly Stone began Loving Leo.
Hilarious Texts by walkinginclouds
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Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**
Faking Delinquency [SAMPLE, PUBLISHED] by TaintedRain
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[BEING PUBLISHED -- sample and more info inside] One girl. One camp for delinquents. One hell of a summer. Falice Winters has always been the goody-two shoes. Her twin Arabelle . . . not so much. So what happens when their dad plans to ship Arabelle off to a camp to clean up her act? Well, naturally, Arabelle would find a way out. Her solution? Falice! It was a simple plan: Falice would pretend to be Arabelle and go to the delinquent camp while Arabelle got to have the time of her life with her boyfriend in London. Falice thought her summer was going to consist of sitting on the couch reading novels all day or hanging out with her friends. Never did it cross her mind that she would be pretending to be her sister in a camp of delinquents. But now she's stuck at a camp all summer where being rude is the new "in." And everything turns for the worse when someone figures out her secret. Will Falice survive the summer? Or will everyone learn that she's faking delinquency?
Call Me Ella (ft. Niall Horan) by BelWatson
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Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."
Shoot and Score My Ass by PterodactylusFarts
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"You couldn't play soccer for your life," he says, his smirk starting to annoy the hell out of me. "Oh yeah? Watch me," I hiss between gritted teeth before spinning around and walking away, making sure to sway my hips. He thinks I can't play? I'll show him. Game. On. ____________________________ Jackie Parkers. The legacy of the highly overrated high school soccer coach. And in the hugely corrupted world, she's got an easy chance on the team. Except that she can't play for her life. Dylan Harrison. Soccer legend. The field is his and he knows it. He's got an easy chance in any university. Only problem? He can't afford it. Jackie has something Dylan wants- money. Dylan has something Jackie wants- soccer. When Jackie inevitably fails soccer tryouts, she's offered something any sane girl would do continuous cartwheel flips for. Dylan Harrison is her new private coach. And only fate can decide whether or not she'll faint.