because who doesn't love our dear Lieutenant Colonel? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ( lemon / nsfw one-shot compilation . ) ( indefinite hiatus . ) ( requests closed until further notice . ) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ highest rankings: #15 in #gurenichinose #75 in #owarinoseraph

Hisoka can be a little bit... creepy. At least that's everyone's impression of him. But what happens when they find out that Hisoka's got a family waiting for him? Just who is this crazy woman who married Hisoka? And will she put up with his antics for much longer? Changed and edited from xReader to xOC

"Why did you do all that?" you ask crossing your arms in front of you. "What ever do you mean?" he asks, taking another hit from the pen. You stare at him, irritation building up in you. "What do you mean what do i mean? You know exactly what I mean." He looks down at you, arching an eyebrow at the confusing nature of your question. He looks away before shrugging his shoulders. "I felt like it." ⚠️ This story will contain harsh/sensitive topics such as sexual assault, rape, drugs, self-harm, and sex. ⚠️ Y/N is a black female, however, it is not specific to black readers and can be read by anyone. all characters created by haruichi furudate, belong to haruichi furudate. all others belong to me, todorokisburnmarkk. notable rankings: #1 in sunaxblackreader #2 in akaashi #3 in rintarou #4 in weed #6 in blackfemreader started: december 22nd, 2020 completed: february 2nd, 2021

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