Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"I miss you, snowflake." "I miss you too, sunflower." Rusame Valentine's day one-shot

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....every entry is one of the songs deleted ones included I do not own Hamilton

I got really bored one day and thought to myself "huh. I should try to write a poem!" So here it is! My very first poem. It took a lot of thought! I am open to constructive criticism! It is well appreciated, for I love poetry and would love to get as much advice as I can.

Story discontinued in July of 2017.

Emil, a young and innocent boy, learned about the harsh reality of his world when his parents, Lukas and Matthias, were captured by headhunters. On his search journey, he found more than he wanted. Secrets that were better left hidden, secrets that he was the center of. A long lasting war that nearly annihilated his kind was brought back to the surface when he met people that claimed to be his allies. To save one parent, he must betray the other. Who will he choose and why? ****Still Unedited**** Highest ranking #17 Hungary #34 in Dennor #67 Iceland #70 Denmark

Little Hetalia Headcanons I have come up with in my fandom life. (Please do NOT vote on EVERY CHAPTER thank you -simon)

It's another year at Hogwarts, and it doesn't really seem like a lot has changed. A whole summer had passed since the war between the students and teachers of Hogwarts, against Voldemort and his Death Eaters, meaning that the break was over and it was time to go back to school for muggles, but more importantly, Harry and his two best friends would be returning back to their beloved school of Witchcraft and Wizardry for a final year. However, not all is fine and dandy, seeing as none other than Draco Malfoy and his minions would be returning to the same school also. Some people really don't change, and Draco hasn't in the slightest. Still being the smug, immature boy that he is, he continues to taunt and pick on Harry despite the fact that Harry had once saved his life during the war. But who knows? Maybe hatred isn't really what sits underneath the surface between these two teenage boys. Perhaps Draco just picks on Harry because he wants his attention, he just won't come to that conclusion... Yet. The universe nor the characters belong to me and were all created originally by the wonderful author JK Rowling. The Drarry ship is a completely fanmade and fictional ship which is not canon to the actual story.