Hey potterheads! In this book, you'll see: #1 facts #2 movie's mistakes #3 deleted scenes, behind the scenes, and movie's scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛ --- [Book 2]

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛

Hi everyone! My name is Erin Took and I'm here to edgumacate y'alls. On how to be a modern hobbit! Pippin: Why are you talking like that? Because that's how modern peoples talk! I found a way to travel here! (How did I get here anyways, oh well, I'm making the most of it) Merry: You're super weird. Thank you! That's a compliment here (I think) now let me get back to the description! Anyways, sorry about my cousins, I have found this 'Wattpad' and have decided to post helpful tips that I will learn in this modern world. Hope they come in handy! :D (I think that's how you use these things) Pippin: I'm scared. Merry: Me too ------------------------ WARNING! Read this book around others at your own risk! It may cause uncontrollable laughter, and will make others think you are crazy. Comments are much appreciated So this book is basically just me being bored while in a Lord of the Rings mood. So it's kind of like a therapy to me. I don't usually know where the chapters are going and I stay along for the ride.

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

"Cadmium, the humans are dangerous. They have their guns, and they don't fight fair. If you turn your back, you'll end up shot. We can't risk them finding out about the pack. You need to understand that about them, or you'll be dead." These lands were empty of humans for generations. We didn't know why they left, but we were thankful for it. But now that they're returning, we do not know how to react. They don't know of the Packs yet, and we have made an agreement to keep ourselves hidden. But they are slowly unearthing us. My name is Cadmium. I'm a white and pale-grey she-wolf from the Whitetail Valley Pack. I know that we can take the humans down, but we'll need the Packs to work together. I just hope that everyone else agrees. "The humans have no right to our land! Are you all just going to stand down and let them take what is rightfully ours?" Please note that I took a lot of creative liberties with wolf pack behavior in this story. It would not have worked out very well if it was realistic, which is why the Pack dynamics are very unrealistic. I'm pretty knowledgeable on wolf dynamics, but I made the decision to change them to suit the plot better. Please understand that before going into the book, thank you! The art on the cover was created by me. All other art in the book is credited on location, and was created specifically for me. If there is no specific name credit beneath the image, then it was my art. You do not have permission to use it under any circumstances, unless you ask for permission and I grant it. Thank you for understanding.