Lt. Aldo Rein, Hugo Stiglitz, and of course the Bear Jew. These three, plus Ron Swanson, John Cena, Denzel Washington, Barbariana, and Admiral Keith Ackbar, are just a few of the tommy gun wielding badasses featured in this fast paced, Nazi killing story.

wha happens wheb putin smells truno's corn????

Palegrave is the smallest town in Britain, choked with unnatural beings. When the darkness creeps in, the evil breaks out. In every corner there is a shadow that lurks for its pray. For Rose Blakewood, first year of college was hell, but her second might be suicide. It was bad enough she had to start in a completely different school, but now she's living in a town full of secret. But the biggest secret of all is that Palegrave is owned by vampires and they are all greedy for fresh souls.

Paula Dean, the butter queen. Barrack Obama, made all the drama. Donald Trump, what a big chump. Bernie Sanders, lowered the standards. And I know it's a lot, but you Butter Believe It.

These are all jokes Some take seriously just kidding Take all seriously Like Trump's Hair

DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP AT ALL! Have you ever wondered how in the world people are actually dumb enough to support a fascist rotten carrot? In this book, I will tell you why idiots like me support Donald Trump! -John Highest Ranking: #522 in Random

They meet each other and they love each other

This is the most amazing description of someone finding a secret door that you will ever read, this will probably be the inspiration for multiple movies and other books... Or it will be lost within the endless amount of decent stories on this site... Please try to enjoy this devilry.