(Cover made by @la-la-lara ) Ten years had passed since the last time either of them saw their significant other. Ten years of distance with nothing to hold them together besides their love and their thoughts. Their empty lives finally become whole once again when Denali is assigned a padawan upon her arrival on Coruscant, and Master Kenobi, along with his apprentice Anakin, are put in charge of Senator Amidala's safety. Though their happy reunion ends when the two masters are sent on a journey to Kamino, leaving young Anakin Skywalker alone with his jealousy.

Okay, we all pretty much know what happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but we all want more. Something new. Something weird. Something slightly PG-13. Well, here you go. The truth about Star Wars (aka the Star Wars Urban Dictionary aka your new favorite book.) Read on for weirdness. (THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. It's supposed to be a book set up like Urban Dictionary, a website with definitions for everyday words [and also fandom-y things like Star Wars] written by people online. They can be weird at times, but that makes them funny. Don't read if you don't like Urban Dictionary.)