In this retelling of the story Twilight, everything has changed. On Bella's first day, Edward manages to change his biology class which causes Mike Newton yo become Bella's new lab partner. They begin to date, sparks fly, until several months later, Mike changes. Set in the time frame of New Moon, Bella is now in an abusive relationship with Mike Newton. Alice's visions are about to everything Bella holds dear to her heart.

I own nothing (: Okay, so, this is the parody of the first twilight book, I hope it's funny! Everyone's character will be more exaggerated! This chapter is very similar to the book, but this is just an introduction, the boring part. Not all of it will come in order of the actual books, but most main scenes will be here! The basic storyline is skimmed, using only the main parts (:

Sink your teeth into this parody. Join all your familiar and favorite characters as they go through Twilight all over again. Only this time Forks may be a little bit different

"Life isn't always pear shaped."

A Twilight Parody meant for Twi-hards and notso Twi-hards everywhere.