Butler has a daughter. Her name is Zoey. She grew up never knowing her true lineage and eventually crossed paths with her father and Artemis Fowl himself. It was just a coincidence. But how can this be? Who could Butler have been with fifteen years ago? What happened that fateful day? **ALSO DO NOT OWN THE COVER It's on the Artemis Fowl Wiki. Whoever did draw it is awesome, and I give them ample props for creating it. If anyone can tell me where it comes from, please do, so I can give that person some legitimate credit.

Hey, I hope you like my fanfic on (one of my favourite book series) Artemis fowl. I will be publishing little by little and will finish it as soon as possible! I'm sorry if the characters don't follow the roles you want them to :-( but it is my fanfic. My story consists of short chapters that will only take a minute to read! Thanks for reading!

Vanessa Avery was not planning on having anything less than an eventful sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She knew if this year was to be anything like the last, she was in for a wild ride. What the girl wasn't counting on was ending up in a dangerous love triangle- with someone she once despised and one of her closest friends. No matter how hard she tries to cover it up, eventually the truth will come out, and in the end, only one of the young men is right for her. But with the impending wizarding war and enemies drawing ever closer, will she be able to figure it out before it's too late?

When Artemis Fowl finds himself suckered into a family trip to America during his last summer of freedom before college, admittedly he finds himself wishing it was all said and done already. But when he runs into a girl and her friends at the local museum, he is sure his life will never be the same again, even more so when he discovers his nemesis Jon Spiro is out of jail and seeking revenge...

A strange girl shows up at Fowl manor with an LEP tracker behind her ear and no memory of her life. With the help of the fairies, and Butler of course, Artemis must unravel this mystery to track down down her abductor, but most importantly keep her alive... My very first fan fiction. I'm both proud and mortally embarrassed! :D I Hope you enjoy it... THE COVER ALSO DOES NOT BELONG TO ME IT WAS USED IN THE ARTEMIS FOWL GRAPHIC NOVEL WHICH I DO NOT OWN!!!! Just reminding you guys that I did not draw that amazing thing...