The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

Betrayed. Forgotten. Five abandoned friends with nowhere to go, on the run from their parents who now wanted to kill them. Portrayed as liars and traitors, and forced to leave their home, what will become of the five innocent, young demigods?

After his mom was killed by a cyclops, Jake Callester goes to Camp Half-Blood, a state-of-the-art training facility for children of the Greek gods. While he's there, he trains hard everyday, hoping to someday get his revenge on the monster that killed his mom. He also gets help from Beth, a new friend and rival, But they must work together if they hope to survive their journey. Find out what happens in Son Of Zeus: Lightning Storm!

I took one last, longing glance at my former home over my shoulder. I wished I could stay, but what was there to stay for? Annabeth deserted me, my father hated me and the campers no longer knew me as the hero who saved Olympus twice. This is the end, I thought. Taking a deep breath and blinking back tears in my eyes, I stepped through the portal. 10 000 years later, Percy is Commander Epsilon, leader of the Elite team in Lord Chaos' army. With his warriors by his side, they are all forced to return to Camp-Half Blood to save the planet from the darkest force in all the known worlds. Can Percy forgive those who betrayed him in time to save Earth from Destruction? DISCLAIMER: This is the disclaimer for the whole book. I don't own any Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus characters (If only!). Rick Riordan does (Lucky him!). NOTE: This book was written before the House of Hades. Please forgive any mistakes made because of this. Try for a little imagination ;)

Being a demigod isn't easy. "Family Luke, you promised." It isn't fair. "If anything happens, give that to Nico." It gets dangerous. "There is no throne to Nemesis." Sometimes you have to make tough decisions. Most of the time, it gets you killed. But everyone deserves a second chance. Even if it comes with a twist. They might've been heroes. They might've been Villains. Now they're all just Ordinary. I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS. THE ALL BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN, AS CHARACTERS OF PERCY JACKSON. I ONLY OWN THE PLOT LINE.

I couldn't believe it. I didn't want to believe it. So I pretended it didn't happen. But it did. In saving me from Medusa, the love of my life, Percy Jackson, was turned into gold. Yep, you heard right. Gold. The legend goes that there is a hero renown throughout the worlds. A hero that would sacrifice himself to save an innocent. A hero with strength, integrity, kindness, and a heart of gold. And it would be his undoing. It has become race against the clock. Once it starts to tick, we have little time to piece together the puzzle and find the elixer before the clock strikes and I lose him once more. This time, forever. DISCLAIMER: This is the disclaimer for the whole book. I don't own any Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus characters (If only!). Rick Riordan does (Lucky him!).

Percy Jackson fanfic. Percy is a mortal. Sally Jackson's boss has her working harder than ever. Consequently, Percy, a social outcast, is left at home with his rude, smelly, and occasionally abusive step father. What happens when things start to get out of hand? ( used to be called A New World)

Welcome fellow demigods to the book of jokes about demigods, headcanons, pictures, and stuff about our favorite author... E.B. WHITE!!! Maybe it was Rich Rioran.... *COMPLETED. NEXT BOOK IS CALLED The Book of Dam Laughters