Read at your own risk! Contains: One deranged killer who wears pink boxers. One little blonde elf.. Midget... Thing. One extremely Dark and handsome Link. One monochrome clown obsessed with his swirly cone nose. A sarcastic doctor named after a facial expression with a psychopathic twin brother. And of course... YOU! (And also several scenarios guaranteed to at least make you smile with minimal spelling errors and swearing) [Disclaimer: All creepypasta belong to their original owners. AKA: Not me. Except for my OC, Smirky. He's mine. And myself, Phantom, of course.]

Since everyone has their own unique take on what makes a description compelling enough to read, there's no way I can convince you to read this blurb. Lovers to nothing but their passionate desire to kill, the creepypastas lead their own kind of lives. Of course, they're also absolutely nuts, so you can imagine that boxing about a dozen of them within the confines of one mansion leads to insanity of the hilarious variety. Doctor Smiley finds himself using his medical degree for his fellow housemates more than "helping" people. BEN Drowned is a crazy little elf with questionable logic and a bountiful love of yum-yums. Slenderman is a not-so-secret Twihard and Jeff the Killer is... Well... Jeff the Killer. But their colourful cycle of craziness is starting to blur; someone is stirring up trouble for them. Laughing Jack is determined to find out who's responsible for stopping his fun, and he's not the only one. Especially when the danger hits home. Hang on for this creepypasta-style ride of humor, mystery, drama, apples, hellbent grudges, and handsome twin doctors. Did I mention the apples? And the humor? And the fact that half of this is unedited? - [Disclaimer: The creepypastas belong to their original creators, not me. Otherwise that crazy stuff I make them do would be canon.] [Claimer(?): I DO own Phantom, Smirky, this story and the cover illustration. Steal any of them and face our wrath combined.] [Author's Note: A continuation of the Smiley/Smirky oriented extras and specials of my Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios. Think of it as a really long special. If you're one of those readers who wants to jump straight into the action - skip ahead to the first gateway to madness chapter!]