i love you a lot but you're a very very popular celebrity but then i found out that you broke up with your girlfriend of two years and so i tweeted a selfie saying 'date me then??' as a joke but then you FRICKIN saw it and replied and you took it seriously but you just wanted to get back at your ex but then i get hate from your fans because im not a celebrity like you are and im just an average human being.
"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?"
in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.