"there's how many of you?" "well, there's baba and papa and then you got my big brother jamal, then you gots amir, aanya, and me, papa says we all came outta baba together, he says were tripflips." "oh, do you mean-" "then you gots leah, she likes to not wear clothes even though baba tells her she haves to. baba said that there's one in his belly, but i forgots his name. we also has a cat and a bird, we call the cat pillow cause we always think he's a pillow cause he doesn't move and the bird's name is echo cause he's always resaying what we say." or the one where zayn's popping out babies left and right and liam doesn't seem to mind. •ziam mpreg au•

Niall hates his neighbor, Zayn Malik. He's covered in tattoos, smokes more than anyone Niall knows, and spends all of his time at the local tattoo parlor called Urban Ink. They spend most of their time yelling at each other, until Niall gets dragged into Urban Ink through an unfortunate series of events that may change Niall's heart forever. Or, the one where Niall slowly falls for Zayn and Zayn has secretly loved Niall since the beginning, but it's not easy or smooth sailing at all.

His name is Zayn Malik, but sometimes he likes to be called Veronica. Veronica is just a man who really likes wearing skirts to work. Harry Styles is the cocky millionaire who honestly thinks he could only ever be attracted to pretty women in women's clothing. That is, until he meets Zayn and slowly realizes he actually doesn't know a thing about himself at all. "Hello Mr. Styles. What can I do for you today?" "I'm sorry... Are you confused?" "Aren't you Mr. Harry Styles?" "Yes I am." "Then no, I'm not confused." Warnings: ⊙ Some language ⊙ Eventual sexual scenes ⊙ Death tw 15k+ comments ***** Esta historia fue traducida al español. Mira la primera de mis listas de lecturas.