I made a move, she said, "Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon."

Brad's new school was the same as his previous one, he was willing to stick to all the rules, except one: Never, ever talk to Connor Ball. Despite the explanations and warnings about him Brad was intrigued by the lonely boy with a dangerous reputation. Surely, there must be more to Connor than the rumours and conspiracies about him? Either way, Brad was still determined to find out. (Featuring 5sos, One Direction and The Tide)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!