Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then runs away with you. As I uncover why this mysterious model kidnapped me, I find myself tackling, punching, hugging, and watching Disney movies with him. Call me reckless, but something about this troubled kidnapper is quite intriguing yet heartbreaking. Find out if I, Skylar Scrowbar, end up dead in a ditch somewhere, or end up helplessly falling in love with my sexy kidnapper.

Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.

Just a cute little Starco one shot!

When Kylie loses everything and becomes pretty reckless shes sent to live with her aunt and her bestfriend Bobby thinking that things are going to be completely boring shes proved wrong. She meets the mysterious bad boy next door, Adrian Grant. Adrian thinks all girls are the same and its easy to make them fall in love until he meets Kylie, who isnt just any girl. Both Adrian and Kylie challenge eachother on so many levels, until this chaos of a game has an outcome that noone would of thought of, Love. But is kylie willing to accept this without knowing all of Adrians mysterious secrets, and when she finds out will she be willing to accept Adrian?